Water Skiing Instructions A Year In The Life Of A Blonde?

A year in the life of a blonde? - water skiing instructions

January - Took new scarf back to store because it is too narrow.

February - Fired from pharmacy job does not print labels ..... helllloooo !!!..... Bottles will not fit on your printer!

March - Got ..... really excited ..... finished jigsaw puzzles in 6 months Box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... there was light!

May - tried Kool-Aid ..... false statements .... 8 cups of water is not as small but powerful!

June - tried to water skiing ..... could not find a lake with a slope.

In July - Lost breaststroke ..... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked my car in rain storm ..... Car swamped because opening the hood.

September - The capital of California is "C "..... Huh?

..... October - Hate M & M's are so heavy.

November - Baked Turkey for 4 1 / 2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I measured 108!
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ U0026lt;br> December - Could not call 911 ..... "Duh "..... no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

What a year!